Texts from my ex vs TELEPORT

Texts from my ex turns your WhatsApp or iMessage threads with a partner or ex into a sassy, shareable relationship report with a compatibility score. You either export a WhatsApp chat as a ZIP file without media or run a Mac app that reads local iMessage threads after you grant disk access. A GPT-based model reads the conversation and returns scored sections on attachment, communication, and other dynamics. The site is run by Amori, Inc., the same team behind the Stanford-founded Amori dating coach iOS app.

Most relationship quizzes ask how you feel; this one reads what you actually typed. The tone is deliberately sassy and meme-friendly, with section titles like "Why it will never work" and roast-style commentary in the sample report (37% compatible, with subscores out of 10). That makes it closer to entertainment you forward to friends than neutral therapy, which is the point of the branding.

It fits anyone curious how a past or current thread reads on paper, especially people already sitting on years of WhatsApp or iMessage logs. WhatsApp users follow an on-page export walkthrough; iMessage users need a Mac because the analyzer pulls from local Messages files. Android, Instagram, and other platforms are waitlist-only through the parent Amori app.

TELEPORT runs a vetted matchmaking membership for New York City singles who want curated introductions instead of endless swiping. An AI matchmaker sends you compatible matches each week, and the app tracks psychology, values, lifestyle, intimacy, communication, and long-term ambitions to refine who you see next. Members can also attend monthly in-person events across NYC to meet other verified members offline.

Compared with mainstream dating apps that leave matching entirely to you, TELEPORT combines hand-reviewed membership with algorithmic weekly proposals. Every date you go on feeds back into the compatibility model, so the system learns from real interactions rather than profile clicks alone. The trade-off is geographic focus: marketing and events center on NYC, so it is built for local dating rather than nationwide browsing.

TELEPORT targets professionals in New York who want a selective pool and are willing to apply for membership rather than sign up instantly. You can apply through the web app or download the iOS app from the App Store, and the site also offers a free database option for people not ready to commit to full membership yet.